There’s no denying I love cheesy valentines! Today I rounded up 63 non candy Valentines day sayings paired with small treats that are perfect for the classroom! I even have a few fun ones for co-workers and neighbors on the list (scroll down to adult Valentines). Best of all, each non candy treat comes with a free printable! Just click through to the original source to download the printable!

School supplies

1. You’re the highlight of my day– highlighter

2. Happy Valentines day for crayon out loud– crayons

3. You’re #1 in my book– book mark or book

4. Valentine, I pick you– nose pencil sharpener

5. I think you are just write– pen

6. You rule– ruler

7. You are the highlight of my day– highlighter

Toys

8. I wheelie like you– toy car

9. I’m stuck on you– tattoos or stickers

10. You are chalk-ful of fun- chalk

11. You make my heart swirl– crazy straws

12. You a-maze-me, Valentine!- maze

13. You make my heart bounce– bouncy balls

14. What are the chances I have a shot at being your Valentine?- Nerf gun

15. Love is a battlefield– GI Joe

16. I’m so glad we are in the same troop– GI Joe

17. Doh you want to be my Vanlentine?- play dough

19. You have mad skillz– mad libs

19. You make my heart glow– glow sticks

20. You light up my life– glow sticks

21. You are just plane awesome- toy plane

22. I’ve had my eye one you– magnifying glass

23. Have a ball this Valentines Day– bouncy ball

24. I like how you roll– bulldozer

25. You blow my mind– bubbles

26. Happy Valentines day love bug– plastic bugs

27. Valentine, never lego my heart– Legos

28. You are as cute as a button– pins

29. Whoopee it’s Valentines Day– whoopee cushion

30. May the force be with you this Valentines Day– light sabor (glow stick)

31. I dig you– shovel

Non candy food

32. I’m so glad we are in the same school– gold fish

33. Spread the love– peanut butter or jelly

34. Love potion #9– kool aid singles and water bottle

35. I’m gonna pop you a corny question, will you be my Valentine?– pop corn

36. You’re the apple of my eye– juice box

37. You’re the Kool-est– Kool Aid

38. You are o’fish-ally an awesome friend– gold fish

39. You are the apple of my eye– apple

40. I have a crush on you– Crush soda

41. Yoohoo wanna be my Valentine?- YooHoo drink

42. Valentine, you are the raisin I’m smiling– raisins

43. I think you are a real cutie– cutie orange

44. I’m going bananas over you– bananas

45. We make the perfect pair– pears

46. Bear hugs– Teddy Grahams

47. You are my lucky charm– Lucky Charm cereal

48. I’m not playing Trix, I really like you– Trix cereal

Useful household items

49. Wishing you love trust, and pixie dust– pixie dust (glitter)

50. Don’t ever change– coins

51. We’re the perfect pair– socks

52. You are toe-tally special, friend– nail polish

53. Bee mine– Burt’s bee lip balm

54. Our class would knot be the same without– friendship bracelet

55. I’m stuck on you– band aids

56. You make the world sparkle– glitter

57. I can;t smile without you– toothbrush

58. You are sew special to me– sewing kit

Adult Valentines

59. I like/ love you a whole lotto– lottery ticket

60. You’re like a fine wine, Valentine– wine

61. We make a perfect match– match box photo album

62. Don’t make me wine, be my Valentine– wine

63. Bee mine– honey

64. I like you (& coffee)– coffee

Here are 100+ more clever Valentine Day sayings, these ones have lots of candy related ideas!